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Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

@cerealoffender11/9/2026

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2

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My wife left me because I am insecure No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee

@wrongturntom11/9/2026

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2

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My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

@coffee_then_chaos11/9/2026

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2

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Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer. Thereisnospacebar.

@punintended11/9/2026

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2

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Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and can be easily manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes home, goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, I know everything." Mom shushes him and gives him $10. "Just don't tell Dad" she says. Hey, it's working thinks Little Johnny. An hour later, Dad comes home from work. Johnny goes up to him and says: "Dad, I know e…Read more

@notagain4211/9/2026

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1

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My granddad always used to say, “As one door closes another one opens.” Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker.

@grumpy_biscuit11/9/2026

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1

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My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him... He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

@mildlyamused11/9/2026

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1

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I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I... ...also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...

@toastbandit11/9/2026

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1

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI

@Dominator11/9/2026

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1